Very Catty

 

I am small for a cat and will admit it openly.  Yes, perhaps I am the size of lifeless, dead-to-me animal toys for babies but thankfully prettier and thankfully real.  I get it.  It’s funny because we all look like we could be friends.  Maybe we’re friends!  Maybe I’m home at night talking smack with bull over there.  It’s funny because I look confused.  I am confused!  Whose are these?  Weirdo for saving them.  Ah yes, and it’s funny because I failed to see it coming.  Good one.  I’m a cat.  I don’t follow these things.  I’m this close to wiping the herd out with a Smap! of my paw so as not to lose my window for comedic cat timing.  An infantile pet set-up.  You can laugh and blow your smoke now.