I am small for a cat and will admit it openly. Yes, perhaps I am the size of lifeless, dead-to-me animal toys for babies but thankfully prettier and thankfully real. I get it. It’s funny because we all look like we could be friends. Maybe we’re friends! Maybe I’m home at night talking smack with bull over there. It’s funny because I look confused. I am confused! Whose are these? Weirdo for saving them. Ah yes, and it’s funny because I failed to see it coming. Good one. I’m a cat. I don’t follow these things. I’m this close to wiping the herd out with a Smap! of my paw so as not to lose my window for comedic cat timing. An infantile pet set-up. You can laugh and blow your smoke now.